Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Manganiello hosted Raw to promote their new movie Sabotage. Schwarzenegger mumbled his way through a terrible in ring segment along with Hulk Hogan and then got the chance to throw a backhanded slap/punch/slapunch(?) to The Miz. It was terrible and seriously made me question how Arnold can make another good action movie or what he could possibly do in the new Terminator movie he’s attached to. It’s sad to see him this way and standing next to Hulk Hogan it actually made Hogan seem ten years younger. Anyway, whatever, it was a horrible segment and the only thing that came out of it was the Miz telling us how everyone is still talking about him headlining Wrestlemania 27 and beating John Cena. Yes, Miz, people ARE talking about it but not in a positive light. One of the weakest main events in Wrestlemania history that was simply used to get the Cena/Rock feud going. Great job Miz, you were headlining Wrestlemania three years ago and now you’re competing in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal that you have no chance of winning. Meanwhile, Cena faced Luke Harper from the Wyatt Family. Typical Cena match getting destroyed for the majority. Luke Harper did an impressive dive out of the ring that got the Brooklyn crowd to start a “Holy Sh*t” chant. This crowd was very anti-Cena. As Super Cena was about to win, lights go out and when they come back on Cena is tied in the ropes with the Wyatts around him and the Wyatt mask on his face.
Earlier in the night Christian won a match to challenge Big E for the Intercontinental Title, beating Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, and Dolph Ziggler. Hmmmm, all these guys used to fight for the World Heavyweight Title, but now with only one belt they’re pretty much just IC/US title contenders. Christian apparently got a concussion during the match as he was unable to face Big E the next night on Main Event. The Mystery Machine showed up with Scooby Doo and Sin Cara hopping out together, no doubt blitzed out their minds. Shameless plug for the Scooby Doo WWE Movie follows. AJ Lee lost in a countout to resident pirate-in-training Naomi who is now coming out in designer eye patches. Vickie Guerrero then came out and told AJ she was defending her Divas title, which she has held now for 286 straight days, at Wrestlemania vs everyone. Vickie just trotted out the entire female roster, including Tamina. AJ vs the World. How do you have a regular one fall match with a dozen participants is beyond me. Get ready for some botchamania worthy match people where AJ can lose without even being pinned. Oh and Vickie tweeted asking for stipulation suggestions. Great, they don’t even know the rules.
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Smackdown didn’t have much storyline progression. Shield had a great match with 3MB and then a great match with Ryback/Curtis Axel. HHH had Batista fight Sheamus, and Batista got himself disqualified with some chair shots. Meh, it’s Smackdown.
In other news: The WWE announced the new inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame: Razor Ramon. Gave a nice video package for the original Bad Guy. They made no mention of Scott Hall or his nWo days, which leads me to speculate that the WWE is saving “Scott Hall” to put him in with Kevin Nash together as the Outsiders. Maybe even throw in “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan to make an nWo class. That would make Hogan a three time inductee. Congratulations Razor.
That’s all for this week.